What's this? The NHL wants in on the action

Looking for some scandal action of their own, the NHL made some ripples in the pond yesterday when it came to light that two of the Staal brothers –Jordan of the Penguins and Eric of the Hurricanes- had been arrested over the weekend following a bachelor party gone awry. Eric Staal's bachelor party in fact.

How is this even remotely close to being front page news like I'm sure it will be somewhere? Some hockey players went out and got drunk at a bachelor party? I would be more upset if they didn't. These guys are supposed to be tough. Spending a night in the drunk-tank only solidifies their image as a) Canadians and b) hockey players.

Congrats boys, your moved up a few pegs on my list.